Save Harley Quinn! …and, Love Loses Once AGAIN.

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http://www.toplessrobot.com/2013/09/dc_wants_a_fan_to_draw_a_page_of_harley_quinn_0.ph

You know, I didn’t start this page to be about DC hate. I swear. There may be a lot happening I don’t like, but I also have a strong love for a lot of things this company and things it’s creators have done. Lately, lines have been crossed that border on pure sickness and stupidity. I have defended DC against the charge of anti-gayness and homophobia. Still do, in fact. However, I can’t say a peep against the charge of misogyny. In searching for images on this site, I see things that make me cock my head like a dog hearing a squeaky toy for the first time. T&A exponential, all about comic-women. I can’t help but see this as someone’s deciding factor in determining what fans want. I don’t take issue with those images as fantasy fare. We Americans, as Louis CK puts it, have to jack off on everything, so it’s only to be expected, I guess. What does bother me is the idea of that bleeding onto and all over our comics. This concept has been taken to the hilt. It’s too damned obvious, to the point of almost comical absurdity. I find myself on boards making any statement about the direction the company and I am immediately met with vitriol . How can these folks not own up to this demon? Have you read Catwoman? Slutty-ness exponential. Wonder Woman is now becoming an arm-piece for Superman and usually looks more like a cosplayer than the actual con-attendees. Amanda Waller now looks like Halle Barry. It’s rampant, and still not acknowledged by the lovers of the newer canon. Myopia is a odd beast in and of itself. The character that sums up the current and pervasive attitude towards women is Harley Quinn, a beloved multi-media figure who has gone down a nonplussing road in these last two years, and here very recently to a startling degree.

hq2Harley stole the show from day one. She came onto Batman: The Animated Series like a crazy Fury. The Joker’s obsessively attracted and thoroughly insane girl sidekick, with a great comedic voice provided by character inspiration Arleen Sorkin. Within a half year, Harley palled up with Poison Ivy and it turned fandom on it’s ear. In the second season, more episodes focused on her, and the element of comedy rose on the program. DC released a one-shot by series writer Paul Dini with art by cartoonist Bruce Timm called “Mad Love”, wherein we learn that Harley is actually former Arkham Asylum psychologist Harleen Quinzel, who decided to make a name for herself by writing an exposee on her patient. Through his manipulation, this student who apparently flirted her way to a Masters Degree becomes his number one fan and fashions a new identity to help out her “puddin'” and to hopefully become Mrs. J. We also see the abusive and scary side of the relationship and how his manipulation still dictates their dealings with each other. We root for Harley, and want her to get out and give up her criminal life, but we also don’t want her to go away. Next thing you know, Harley arrives in the DC Universe proper and lands her own title. I feel that Karl Kesel and Terry Dotson’s run with her title is exemplary. It’s all about Harley deciding that her union with her beloved could only result in her being murdered, so she strikes out on her own. Kesel writes into her mythos an eye-opening new detail and modus operandi. As a student, Harleen has a serious love interest, and the two of them are unknowingly spiked by a demented professor with the deadly smile-and-death inducing Joker venom as a twisted experiment. The effect is a bizarre dementia, and ends up with her man dead from a bullet; a silhouetted scene leaves us with the mystery of who of the two of them pulled the trigger. We also see through her eyes that Harley’s world is a cartoon and bears no culpable sense of right or wrong, which explains her jubilant and twisted demeanor. Her new reason for criminal activity is to put people in jeopardizing scenarios to make them fall in love and the result is demented and often hysterical. Of course, the next writer shoves Karl’s take down in the sinkhole where it remains unearthed. From there, she made it back to the small screen in “The Batman”, and went to another comic series, Gotham City Sirens, an overlooked jewel featuring Poison Ivy and Catwoman as her serendipitous team-mates. Then came the happy-fest known as The New 52.

hq3Suicide Squad #1 introduces us to a totally new, totally different, and totally flabbergasting character named Harley Quinn. She no longer wears her jester-togs (which covered her entire body, yet she was still very sensual and sexy, a testament to talented artists/writers), but instead has strange red and black hair, an undeniably whorish and a corset-topped and skimpy outfit with a curious make up job. She’s a mean-spirited and totally psychopathic slut who has none of the sweetness and misguided nature of the original version. A new origin story is plastered in, with the Joker throwing Harley into the Ace Chemical vat he crawled out of as a clown, which was as necessary as knee-pads on Wonder Woman. I stuck with the Squad for five issues out of genuine morbid curiosity about her and the new sexed up Amanda Waller, and had to bail from the apoplexy. It’s been announced that Amanda Connor, Justin Gray, and Jimmy Palmiotti will be doing a new Harley book with a new Derby-girl inspired look. Hope springs eternal, but lately it’s a dried-out reality in the often blood-splattered and angry whorehouse of DC Creative. Then, there’s the Harley drawing contest. Check out the above link for details. It’s about suicide and nudity. Well, of course it is. I have no problem with her being crazy or sexy- that’s her to a perfect T. But naked and suicidal? You are a company that’s already on the defensive about misogyny. Are YOU insane, DC? How did you THINK this was going to go over? Any spite you incur is deserved for the reality vacuum you’ve sucked yourselves into. If you’re already accused by a lot of folks for negative depictions of women, what PR genius slept through this one?? You signed off on it, suffer the consequences. What troubles me even deeper is the juxtaposition of what you are telling us about female readers.

hqaThe stated reason I’ve seen in print is that the impetus for the Superman/Wonder Woman title is the idea that a superhuman romance title is to appeal to a female audience. First of all, are you telling me that’s still in your goal plan? Damn strange roads you’re taking to get there, DC. Second, what IS your stance on romance, anyway? Harley was about fun and love. Mad fun and crazy love, but nonetheless the appeal was the zany take on all of the above. We’ve seen Harl run from a situation when it was life threatening, and take up a new brand of chaos in previous tropes. Who thought this mutation was something anyone wanted? If you wanted romance for ‘the chick market’, why is Hawkman single? Why are Ralph and Sue Dibney dead? Why isn’t the Flash dating Iris? There are SO many mixed messages abounding the issues of love, marriage, and such it’s like a dumping of two jigsaw puzzles on the same table.

hq4So, love, fun, and character essences are now on the file 13 list. As I said earlier, I don’t want this to become a hater blog about the classic company of comics. Like the Portishead (perfect Harley-band IMO) song says “Give Me A Reason To Love You…”. I’m running out of those, myself. Save Harley Quinn!

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Save the Style! Darwyn’s Catwoman and a Note.

Save the Style! Darwyn's Catwoman and a Note.

I already went gaga over Darwyn Cooke’s costume design capability, then I came across this gorgeous style sheet for his Catwoman revamp. The notes alone are priceless. I’ve read articles bemoaning his changes, and they always seem to thinly veil the desire for her to be needlessly trashy and a fear of sexy women with class. I wonder why, in the age of unlimited porn, the need for such still exists? It’s everywhere- with super-heroes included, so why do you need it from comics too? If someone fails to see the sexiness and catlike grace in these images and the love behind them, I really wonder if they get the character at all. https://savingwonderwoman.wordpress.com/2013/08/14/super-heroine-fashion-vs-super-heroine-fad-lasting-statements-vs-losing-looks/

Save Batwoman, Part Two! Take a Deep Breath…

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/123876-midnight-shocker-haden-and-williams-walk-off-batwoman.html

bwwilliamsSo, this is not a sequel to an earlier post, but an addendum and maybe even an apology. I criticized DC for the practice of fast-tracking the nuptials of Kate Kane and Maggie Sawyer, and running with the gay marriage scenario to the point of cliche’. Now this happens. Turns out, W. Haden Blackman and JH Williams III were actually the ones who wanted this, not DC. In that case- here it is- maybe this was a wise decision on DC’s part. Maybe they didn’t want to paint a character into a corner. Maybe they didn’t want to have to do something bad to Kate or Maggie to keep the title fresh. I cannot even pretend to know the long-term vision of these two creators; not at all. I know them to do quality work, and I have a healthy respect for both. Perhaps they had an image in their heads of a type of couple we’ve not seen before, and again, I can only muse with conjecture here. Still, my first reaction to the proposal was pretty much an eye-roll after Kevin Keller, Northstar, and the introduction of gay Alan Scott, which was met with an almost instant proposal which met with a dead fiancee. As for their other charges, I can’t really speak to those very much. I do know that DC had plans with Killer Croc as part of the “Forever Evil” entire-line-over-sweep, and perhaps their ideas clashed with the big picture plan. Who knows? As for the corruption of the forward concept of the book, I can only imagine. I know they wanted a constantly forward-moving approach for the title/character, but sometimes, that’s not the very best thing. Characters whose stories move too quickly, and the titles they appear in, need a certain time in space that’s not in constant motion. It allows them to become cemented. It makes for great done-in-one stories (a concept nearly dead in the soap-opera driven mainstream market), and can be an injury to folks stepping on at mid-point who don’t know the total history of the character. I’m not anti-progress at all, but icons become icons when there is a stability in the mythos. Constant changes can derail the potential of a character, especially when you consider the time/space nature of ongoing titles, given the difference in comic-time and real-time. Enough about that, let’s talk about reaction.

bwreederI’ve already seen the torches being lit on social media against DC. It’s no secret to anyone who has visited this page that I’m less than delighted with what’s happened to the Tiffany’s of comics in the past couple of years. That said, if you think boycotting DC over this as a statement for gay rights is the answer, I would ask you to relax your knee and think about what I’ve said in the prior paragraph and decide if that’s the best thing to do. I have plenty of reasons to not be down with DC right now. Plenty. Homophobia is not one of them. I saw gays in comics from DC first. No, I didn’t like ‘Extrano’, but he beat Northstar out of the closet. Mindi Meyer’s brother Kevin. Obsidian. Phil Jiminez. The second Ice. Pied Piper. Mallah and the Brain (!). The Enigma. Maggie Sawyer. Batwoman. Tasmanian Devil. Starman. Bunker. Yes, it’s still a minority, but that’s what we are. We had to start somewhere, and there are ebbs and flows and we can look at victories and losses. However, I say Handle With Extreme Caution here. Calling someone anti-gay or homophobic is a BIG accusation. Huge, in today’s culture. Again, I’m not on board with a lot of the decisions they’ve made, I’d like to see them change, and so would a lot of others BUT let’s not throw this accusation in with the lot to fortify a point. If you don’t like the New 52, or Dan DiDio, or Scott Lobdell, fine. Don’t use this as ammo against them unless you can REALLY back it up. It’s not a fair way to fight.

BatWoman_by_Bruce_TimmFor me, I hope this isn’t the doom of Batwoman. I don’t know how Greg Rucka would feel right now about anything. I’ve not heard a word yet, and this is largely HIS baby. I would really like to see him come back and do some nurturing. I’m afraid of what lesser creators might do with this potentially legendary character. Either way you split it, she won’t be married. Save Batwoman!

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Save Amanda Waller! Save Etta Candy! Poking Out the Eye of the Beholder

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What is beauty or attractiveness? Is it what we see on magazine covers, or is it what we feel? Is attraction based on what we see or what we hold on a deeper level? Is it learned or innate? I would say we live in a world of nurture working to override nature. The principle, in heterosexual terms, that dictates the attraction from the male is the capacity for child bearing. The image of the razor thin gal is, in my opinion, one that’s been perpetuated largely by women themselves. It became an element of fashion in the ’60s and has unnecessarily imprisoned and beat down women to the street level ever since. It has even fostered potentially fatal mental disorders which is the writing on the wall. I’ve talked to a myriad of men who will tell you up-front that they love a curvy kinda woman and don’t mind some extra meat. I know lots of women who have that same attraction. With the guys, it’s in their genetic imperative. Culturally we have largely accepted the notion of skinny/thin/buff = beauty, even though a scan of ancient art that’s connected to our unaffected concept for the opposite shows the facade, and that statement prevailed in art for a massive part of our world history. Yet, we live to abolish it still.

In comics, exaggerated beauty has always been the name of the game. Undeniably because that’s what the public largely wants, not relegated to just the male majority of readers. It’s at times a little girl fantasy as well as the other demographics. Men in comics are typically the same, with very rare exception. I only know of two series- Harbinger and Spellbinder- that ever had a woman of size as a seriously done front runner with no joke in the dynamic. I doubt that will ever change, sorry to say. I don’t think an overweight man stands much of a chance either, so it’s not really a misogynist issue expressly. That said, there is still a place for women (and men) of size in sequential art/lit. There is also a double standard in place. No one wants Harvey Bullock, The Kingpin, and The Penguin to ever be sexualized via weight change. Never gonna happen, folks. Conversely, the same cannot be said of the distaff figures.

Amanda Waller burst onto the scene in John Byrne’s Legends mini-series crossover DC title in the late 1980s. Her opening appearance was, to me, stellar. The hard-edged idealistically old-school Col. Rick Flagg walks into her office to meet and is ready for conflict. His facial expression is priceless. This short, overweight BLACK woman comes marching up to him and proceeds to own his machismo-driven ass in a nano-second. From that panel on, she is a big bad chess player, totally unstoppable in the mythos of the whole line. In Suicide Squad under the writing of John Ostrander, she is the grand dame. She is on a mission that runs to her marrow. She wants the metahuman/vigilante scene in check and she is not going to sleep until it’s micromanaged by real, true folk. Several of the criminals under her thumb attempt rebellion, and are met with epic failure. She covers the world and goes all the way to Apokolips itself when innocents are in peril. She even looks down on Batman to his face without a quiver to be had. When the game appears to be rigged, it usually turns out that Waller is the puppet-master. Her intel contains secret identities and deeply guarded facts about all parties concerned. The Secret Six turn out to be nothing but pawns to her to their collective dismay. She makes compromises for the greater good, when faced with larger problems than criminals. Proud, but not overly prideful. This is a heroine. Brave and fighting what she considers to be a good fight.

amanda newNow, she’s fundamentally the same type, but looks pretty much like Halle Barry. Am I ok with keeping her persona in line with that one change? Nope. Here’s why: my Amanda had no time, and no interest to look like Halle. She was too busy for a trip to the gym. She was too busy to care what her clothes looked like. She had much more important things to do than date or fall in love. She had buried her husband and was done with such. She was the pit-bull of the whole shebang whose personal needs were not ever part of the equation. The new version has a visual image that defies the whole concept of the character, and trappings that trample all over it. Vanity is an affront to her fictional soul. The badassed hottie is intrinsic at this point in comics, and this piece of the puzzle does NOT fit that board at all. This move on the part of Creative is so wrong on so many levels. This kind of woman exists in reality. Met her more than once. Too devoted and invested to play the games others play. Amanda’s appearance gave her character and was never the butt of any joke. Naturally, we see the shame in the impetus. “Who wants to look at fat chicks?” is smeared all over this move, probably by higher ups who loathe comics, but have been handed a necessary evil. In nearly 30 years with her image on the scene, I NEVER heard anyone say they just wish she’d lose some weight. Not ever. Between her and the ridiculously un-fun and whorish Harley Quinn I was done with the Suicide relaunch before the first arc saw it’s finale.

etta v cheetahEtta Candy is another victim of the slight, and it’s been death by inches. If you don’t know, her story is rooted in the 1940s. She was Wonder Woman and Diana Prince’s gal pal. Like Waller, she was diminutive in stature but large in personality; very Balsak-Napolean, but female. She was a loud-mouthed Texan who loved getting in the fray with her heroine chum and never exhibited fear. Cartoonish, no doubt with her “Woo-woo-woo” trademark line and such, but all of the characters were exaggerated archetypes to some degree given the times. She was often comic relief, but not really insultingly so. She was a great complimentary foil to the central figure. Di worried about her friend, but Etta didn’t care a lick. She was going to eat her candy (yes, kinda hokey with her name and all, but all characters are depending on your level of scrutiny), and do as she damn well pleased. Etta was fundamentally asexual, but she was not at all above having a good time. In fact, life was pretty much an adventurous buffet to her sensibilities. In the decades that followed, every image of Candy was a bit taller and a bit thinner. By the ’80s she had slimmed down substantially by choice and was dating a fellow named Howard. In the Perez reboot, she was a tad chubby and wound up being the wife of an advanced age Steve Trevor. Later still, she slims way down and William Messner-Loebs sucks every trace of fun out of her by making her a victim of anorexia, driven by an internal competition with Diana. She was a goner. Alan Heinberg attempted to bring back some of her roots in his brief tenure as Di’s pistol packing, secrets-keeping compatriot at the Department of Extranormal Affairs. After his exit, she pretty much vanishes with the glaring exception of Grant Morrison’s revamp in Seven Soldiers, where we re-meet her as a morbidly obese therapy group leader for those adversely affected by the Meta-human community. Mixed feelings were elicited by me. I liked the fact that her skinnier image was shelved, but I didn’t care for her as a victim. She, in root essence, was the opposite of such. It could be argued that she had an addiction, I suppose, but if you’re going to suck out the silliness of the character germ, I’d say just abandon the candy and lose the silly connection to her surname. In the generally well-done WW Animated Movie, Etta is a sexy blonde who’s tooling for Steve Trevor’s lust. Along comes (you guessed it) the New 52, with a thin, black Etta, pretty much a secretary to Steve Trevor. OK, you know my feelings about her weight, but here’s where some may think I’m socially regressive. I assure you that’s not the case. I don’t like the changing of ethnicities in comic characters, not at all. I’m fine with new people assuming the costumed IDs of established characters, but not the people themselves. I want NEW minority characters, period. This is just lazy tokenism. This move was actually an obvious attempt to make her an adaptation of the TV version from David Kelly’s failed WW pilot, played by Tracie Thoms, an actress I actually like. I didn’t care for the switch there either. If someone wanted a black character, why not just invent one? There were new characters in play that did not require being caucasian. That’s all about that angle. My foremost ire is the body image and it’s implication that we only desire svelte characters.

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How do you adapt a classic character like Etta, and ditch the anachronism? Writer-artist Ben Caldwell tackled it succinctly in his Wednesday Comics WW strip. He made her a modern girl with a punk-rock bend which suited her masterfully and gave her back her fun. She’s not hanging out with Di as an acolyte- she’s catching the fall-out with zest. In her best scene, to my mind, ever, he has her beating the crap out of a zombie horde with an infectious smiling glee. She’s us doing what we wish we could do. This is a rejoinder to her early image- Etta ever took a stab at whooping up on The Cheetah, even, and this time her moxie is met with a hip, modern bend. I see Etta as a perfect fit for a Roller Derby girl. They tend to be formidable, fun/adventure loving young women who embrace the sensibilities of Punk. Her posse of Holiday Girls would fare well as a Derby team, and foot-soldiers to Diana, being what the classic Newsboy Legion were to their local hero, The Guardian. Again, forward thinking doesn’t have to corrupt the seed of the character, and can even embellish it if done right.

ben ettaWhat rankles me the hardest is the denial of desirability by readers and observers. I know quite a few guys (and gals) who would trip over themselves over real-world women like both of these. Strong, opinionated, even bossy women are sought after by certain types of guys. Powerful women are seductive to the unafraid. Besides, who wants a world of people who look like models, anyway?? Comics are escapist, and sometimes the escape is not just from what we see on the mean streets, but what we are barraged with in our trash-addicted and sad pop scene. A lot of comic readers are quite intellectual and come there for creativity and art, so absent from what’s thrown in their faces. Reality TV, flaccid magazine covers, over the top action films where people in battle wear hair gel and lipstick are not what a lot of consumers want to see. Further, the people who want that tripe are likely to never actually buy a comic, as it involves READING. Look at the success of Melissa McCarthy, one of the freshest and most sought-after performers in the country, or Adele even. Major successes and both are beautiful, potent female figures who are raking in awards and accolades. McCarthy is a strong analogy to Etta and her verbose and unstoppable nature. This same kind of conceit has even started to bleed over to men. Lobo, who was introduced as a joke directed at psychopathic ‘heroes’ was a gruff, rough and tumble statement about all things macho. This very week, he was unveiled as a svelte, visually metrosexual hit-man from space. Who wanted THAT? A lot of people (points at self) find guys who aren’t swimmer-like in physique to be sexy and lacking in vanity, an attribute that many find to be a turn-off. I’ve yet to see a single endorsement of the change by fans or critics.

lobo-new-52I want flavor in my books, not far-sighted visions of social standards of attraction. I don’t think this is what anyone’s clamoring for except, again, artless number crunchers. This is another issue where voting counts. Make sure you at least TRY to make your voice heard. Don’t just hold out on buying titles or ranting on social media. Look up contacts. There are some at the bottom of this post. There is also a new one at the bottom of what you’re reading. Step to it. Save Etta! Save Amanda! SAVE LOBO!!

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Save Emma Frost: That’s Just What Morrison Did.

My favorite thing about Morrison’s New X-Men. The opening dialogue, wherein Professor X’s understated yet obvious vanity has him telling Jean Grey, (despite her bad planet-gobbling habit) the nicest girl on Earth, that she’s his natural replacement (since she’s so good and all). Then comes this little minx. She’s got X’s vanity, passion for teaching the young, and powers set. She makes them both obsolete, showing that her shades of grey and bad childhood give her more insight and experience in dealing with the youth. She’s a more logical fit for the adult and complex Scott, winds up replacing them both as a result, and does it with unparalleled panache.

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Save Batwoman! Say No to the Gay Cliche’.


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After reading this post, go here for the addendum and update. This post gives the opinion before, and the other is the one after the fall-out.

Batwoman, for me, has been the answer to a prayer. A front and center character, not a cypher, not a team element, but a hyper-competent mover and shaker with real mythos-supported depth who also just happens to be gay. Total win, there. Northstar, the pioneer, was one of a group. His sexuality was a behind the stage controversy and it took three writing cycles to get him out. Afterwards, he got killed twice. I’d say because writers just didn’t want to deal with him, or editors, whatever.

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Then came Extrano, the gay Guardian. As a teenaged gay, I wanted to hide back in the closet over him. He was like Super Steppin’ Fetchit to me. Grossly exaggerated, exponentially effeminate, suffering from AIDS, the works. I realize New Guardians was about people who became demi-gods and not superheroes, but the advancement of the character based on his preferences, while there were no classic style characters that were gay left me feeling as a reader rather marginalized.

extranoLots of experiments in between, to mixed results. THEN, came Kate Kane. This was a character I already had an affection for, as she was a total reboot of the original ’50s Batwoman, Kathy Kane.

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She was also a compromise for us Babs Gordon Batgirl fans when she was busy being Oracle. AND she was openly gay AND was doing her thing because she was a victim of discrimination and this was her way of defending the masses against injustice, among other personal grudges. In the meantime, the gay marriage issue has become front and center, and comics have thrust themselves into it to a fault. Northstar got hitched.

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Archie comics introduced Kevin Keller and in less than a year we got a time-machine invite to his wedding. Then, DC reintroduced Alan Scott as a gay man (and made damn sure the press knew about it), then, surprise-surprise- he’s getting married.

wedding 3Now, Kate is set to follow suit with Maggie Sawyer, a 25 year gay character mainstay, whom she’s been dating for less than two years. Any comics reader with barely a pedigree knows that in comics time, that’s like two months maybe. In my lifetime, I’ve seen Superman marry Lois after a fifty year courtship. Peter married Mary Jane after roughly 30. Green Arrow and Black Canary, the same. Atom and Jean? Barry and Iris? At least a decade. The only short date-to-altar Super-hero scenario I can think of is Hawkeye and Mockingbird, and it was to underline their impulsive natures (and make them a ref to GA and BC). Now, Batwoman’s getting the fast track. Why? Because gay marriage gets sales and attention. PERIOD. Doing this as a stunt for press and accolades is like having a black character get shot in a hoodie and calling the NAACP to tell them about it. It’s opportunistic and shows me you don’t care about anything that’s been built with this character anymore. Not at all. Not to mention, every single marriage I’ve sited here is OVER. Re-booted out, or dissolved. Comics fans don’t really like married heroes. Some do, I’m sure, but that’s not really the norm. Characters like Animal Man are exempt, because they’re family men and established as such from the get-go. Reed and Sue in the same vein, and they were a couple from the first issue. Notice how all of the other Bat-family are single folk? Because matrimony would be the end of their careers. My theory? They’ll get married, and in less than five years, Maggie, one of the most venerated gay characters in the industry, will get killed.

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It’s the perfect solution to the finite nature of supermarriage, and it’ll be the same device that’s done to Batman and other male characters where a loved one gets killed (usually a woman) to drive them deeper into mission obsession. OR they’ll adopt a baby and grab more press, then Kate will be thrust into single motherhood. Just watch. So now, we’ll get to lose an iconic character to follow through with a double standard bearing, sales-bump inducing story. I hope this time GLAAD will sit this one out and quit throwing awards every time a queer comics story makes the byline. This shouldn’t receive awards, it should receive indifference. The only characters getting married anymore seem to be gay, and it’s no longer noteworthy. Plus, it just appeals to folks who are already comfortable with the idea and challenges no one. Thanks for the effort, DC, in making this character who she WAS and supporting her. Next thought? How about a character introduced and handled by a great creative team, who we get to know as an a full-fledged super-hero complete with their own code of conduct, trappings, powers/weapons set, and then in say issue #5, we get introduced to their love interest, who just happens to be of the same gender? No preaching to the choir, setting a new standard, and actually integrating the concept into the ethos with no stereotype? I’d buy that.

NOTE: I’ve just learned that Alan Scott’s fiancee apparently got “fridged”, as they call it in the business, which is what I predicted for Maggie here. 

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Save the Super-Heroines! Comic Book Fashion vs. Fad: Lasting Statements Vs Losing Looks

I have strong opinions about women in comics. Sad fact is, in a male dominated field, they are often misrepresented, marginalized, misunderstood, and objectified in a completely erroneous manner that stunts their growth. I want them to be done right, and then be successful. Success brings them to greater platforms like TV and films, and that’s a barren field for the ladies right now. Some might think me sexist for saying this, but if a super-heroine doesn’t have fashion, she’s probably not going to have much of a career. I don’t care if that sounds sexist. I’m calling it as I see it, and I can back it up. More important is to understand the difference in fashion and fad. The goal of both major comic companies now is to get newbies on board, and if the character on the cover doesn’t tell them what they’re about, and give them a window to who they are, why would they care? Super fashion has to tell a story. It also has to suit the activity of the character. Too many details and too much busy-ness can be the death knell of a career, no matter how well written they might be. I’m going to be really brutal to DC in particular, because they NEED it and deserve it the most. Their dwindling sales are the writing on the wall, and I’m sorry, but Jim Lee was the most poorly thought-through choice ever for modifying the looks of the characters, in particular the women. I can make a case for that, too. Marvel has success lately, and I guarantee you, fashion HAS played a part in it. DC is leaning on fad. Art that’s fad doesn’t last; it never does. Everything about the predominant DCU at this point is visually myopic. All flash, and no class.

#1Here’s Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel. Note the fact that the costume is succinct in its defining of the character. “Superhero. Sci-Fi. Military.” Also, it can easily bleed to other media, like film, with no need to be over-tweeked. Jamie McKelvie, using his simple and elegant style has composed a visual that any halfway decent artist can render with minimal difficulty. It’s visually quick and is fashion over fad, with clean lines, and no excess. The consequence of this wise choice?

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THIS. Not just one, but hundreds of them. They call themselves the “Carol Corps” and just guess who they are? The golden bough of readers- new and FEMALE. One look at the title, and it’s clear what it is about and they’re buying in. It’s luring, and makes an intimidated new reader feel ready. It lays out a visual welcome mat, and then the writing delivers. At a con recently, apparently the room flowed to a standing room only crowd, ready to talk Captain Marvel love. Also note how seamlessly the visual translates into the real world. Kudos.

3Catwoman. Darwyn Cooke made the same thing happen with this character. One glance, and you get “Cat. Sultry. Stealthy.” It supports fashion AND function for the character, and again, you already know enough about the lady from seeing it to open the book and feel invited, without the arrogant assumption that you know her. The zipper ring is a great touch, and gives it pop without overwhelming the look. Purrrr-fect. Sad thing is, this was in place when the Catwoman film with Halle Barry came along. Yes, the plot was wretched, but one look at the trashy, busy, and ugly costume they came up with was enough to keep me away from the theater. Extra galling is how easily this look could’ve been adapted.

wwpgPower Girl. “Tough. Superhero. Unashamed.” I’ve seen articles where some feminists have bashed it, calling it a ‘boob window’, and sought that it be changed (which has been tried three times in the past and failed). The correct term is a cut-out and it’s a longstanding fashion element. I find it catty, and I don’t that it assumes that anyone who likes it is sexist. I’m not, not at all. I think women should make choices that are true to themselves and NOT to accommodate the projections of others. I’ve had it argued that it’s still risque, siting other visual examples. That’s the choice of the artist. Many choose to decide to amplify the bust factor. The fault is not that of Wally Wood, the designer. Do some guys drool over it? Sure. That doesn’t make it wrong. Further, it’s live-action ready. Powerful, defensible, and classic.

powerboyHONORARY MENTION: Power Boy. I’d be incomplete without addressing him real quick after the last one. His look sums him up too. “Narcissist. Bit of a Douche. Powerhouse.” The outfit is actually not half bad for super-hero fashion. This guy got cut the hell in half in less than a year. He was obviously made just to make a statement about “himbos”, but honestly I think he could’ve helmed a title. I’m serious, I’d love a well done comic about a quasi-hero who’s the butt of the joke. He’s even New Gods connected. Plus, he could chew up some screen scenery without a doubt. Hey, why not?

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Saturn Girl. Love the character, love the mod, go-go-esque costume. Do not love the character in the costume. When she rose from being pretty much a cypher, we learned that she was a caring, warm, humble, and self-sacrificing woman. She’s also the Sue Storm of the Legion, as a founder, mother, and wife. It’s too flashy and risque for her. Her character would go for something more modest, and it only says “Saturn” to me, and doesn’t denote her heroic nature. Of course, it didn’t last a full decade (it made a slight latter day return, but when the Legion comes back-and it will- I bet it won’t be there).

6Barbara Gordon, Batgirl. A case study in the importance of good fashion for the superhero women. First rendered here by the late Carmine Infantino. What does it say to me? “Look it’s Batgirl, see it’s Batgirl, no really it’s Batgirl.” I get it Carmine. The ears, the cape, the chest emblem, the emblem on the weapons bag (which I like, BTW), the belt buckle, the boots and the gloves tipped me off. All of the visual pyrotechnics are unnecessary and gaudy. The shape of the mask is jagged, and makes her look needlessly hard. Infantino was so-so with design, but he came up with the classic Black Canary look, so he gets a partial pass.

7Hey there Miss Yvonne! Now, we’re talking. The mask points are made rounder and softer, and it makes her face look more open. The gloves and boots match the cowl, and the gaudiness subsides. This is how it had to be tweeked for the TV Set. Vrooooom!

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Back in four- color land, Don Heck comes along and gives this cluster-f*ck just what it was missing. A starched collar. Robin had one too, but this is not Robin-Girl. It makes her look like a businesswoman. The grey shading starts to creep and take over. Just plain fuggly.

bgWhere do you go from there? Hey, let’s make it sweatsuit grey and yellow and make those ears bigger than half her head, so there’s nary a trace of softness left. In the ‘70s, women like her were visually desexualized to the point that they looked like men with breasts. Bat-astrophe. In the ‘80s, there’s so much indifference about this character she’s pretty much invisible. In Crisis on Infinite Earths, she’s relegated to being a silly joke, to no outcry. Batgirl drops out in 1986, with the Crisis, then we all know what happened to Barbara next, thanks to a gunshot from the Joker. Batgirl was gone, and unfortunately most folks didn’t really care.

timmbgBATGIRL BEGINS! Now THAT’S more like it. Over in TV land, 6 years after she hung up her cowl in the comics, along comes Bruce Timm, a gifted cartoonist. Saints be praised. The ‘over-batting’ is gone. Just one emblem, and thanks to the addition of the matching cape, boots, cowl and gloves, the yellow ugh factor now makes the chest emblem pop. The mask is rounded down a’la “Batman ’66”, AND she now looks her age. The character comes over to the comic based on The Animated Series, to great response, even garnering a very successful oversized one shot. Character interest escalates beyond what it ever was before. DC responds in the mainstream universe with Batgirl flashbacks galore, including her own mini-series.

Batgirl_tnbaWanna make it even cooler? Kill the grey, and now she doesn’t look like a wannabe juniorette Batman. She’s got her own thing going on. The black allows the yellow to come back and it fits perfectly. The two-tone cape is lovely. This is the blueprint for the “Batgirl: Year One” classic, which is a total hit with the fans (I’ll be damned if in the last issue, the big old buckle and bat-shaped boots don’t come back. Sigh.).

timmhuntressThe Huntress. Stepping away from Babs for a sec, to illustrate the notion of fad and bad design. Here’s Bruce Timm doing an ill-fated Jim Lee look for the character. It’s top-heavy for one thing, and makes her face look jagged and unnecessarily harsh. It’s a sad, lukewarm S&M look. The open spaces make the character appear to be a narcissist, and that’s not the case at all. Also, I find it HIGHLY offensive that her crucifix, which was worn around her neck and emphasized that she was a Catholic which made sense as (in this canon) she was from an Italian mafia family, is now an accessory for such a cheap whorish look. Her personality is completely defied, and the uncovered body parts leave her, very obviously, open to attack. In TV or cinema, this would be nothing but sex farce. If Bruce T. can’t make it look good, you’re screwed. Sick, sexist, and ugly. FAIL EXPONENTIAL.

13Cassandra Cain, Batgirl. So, DC realizes that folks now love Batgirl like they never did before. Babs is in a wheelchair, thanks to Mr.J, and is vital in other books. Their solution is a new character. The costume is bad-assed, but the youthful feminine charm is lost. The costume DOES say who she is, but it’s definitely reflective of the 90s, and not suited for the long haul. Slim chance for other mediums with this one. Cassie hangs out for a few years, and dies off from an apparent lack of interest.

14Then, there’s Stephanie Brown, the next Batgirl. Let’s try this thing again. Too much of a too much. It’s not sleek and well lined. All of that padding is so unnecessary. Too bad, because the character inside is actually fun and great and bogged down by the minutiae.

15Kate Kane, Batwoman. Hey, let’s just put another sassy redhead in a Bat-suit, so we can meet everybody half way. Good idea. The red and black is amazing, and it says “Bat. Badass. Woman.” Ready for ‘toons, or even the big screen. ‘Nuff said.

Batgirl_Thrillkiller_01Meanwhile, over in Elseworlds, Thrillkiller Batgirl. Hot, but not a good idea in a knife fight. A- for fashion, B- for function (the lack of cape does make it a little more sensible than the rest of the gang), and a full scholarship for fanboy horniness. This version’s personality is a reckless, sensual wild card, so it actually does make sense.

17Babs comes back again, in the New 52. The costume is back and it’s still pretty fussy (it had bolts on the chest in the first issue). It started out insanely busy, and I’m willing to bet it will ebb off more as time passes. It’s a step in the right direction with the annoying bat-belt being more subdued and not visually outweighing the emblem. The whole desire for her return would be impossible if not for the Bruce Timm contribution.

18A lady with a lot of looks is Zatanna. The classic take. One look- “Magician. Female. Charming.” Yee-up.

zcropThen, she becomes a real super-heroine. No bemoaning of the boob-window that I ever heard. Pretty simple, sorta blah (grey is just hard to pull off in four color land, it requires something to give it punch), but it does say “Sorceress. Super-heroine. Sexy.” Makes it about 5 years.

perezatannaThen, came Perez. Good artist, a lacking designer usually, and was the go-to revamp guy for the company in the Eighties. A lobster on her head (?), the next use of that starchy collar (which is fine on a traditional magician costume), and those big ol’ Z earrings are pretty dreadful. This is also a strong example of busy artists making busy costumes. Only they can even halfway render them. Other artists strengths and weaknesses have to be considered. The Captain Marvel, Timm Batgirl costume, and even the Power Girl costumes are hard for the lamest of talents to screw up. Not ready for prime time, at all. Again, didn’t survive a decade, and the character pretty much vanished for a few years. Where’s her big comeback? The Animated Series, once again, and back to the classic look. Soon after, she started up all over the place and in flashbacks with the League, this outfit gets ret-conned out. Her own series comes shortly thereafter.

21New 52, and damned if I don’t actually kinda love it. The hair especially. It takes the best elements from the previous looks, and incorporates them beautifully. High crimefighter fashion. “Super-heroine. Magician. Confident.” They got it right, here. It can cross media lines of all stripes. I guarantee that if DC doesn’t fold, this could last for decades.

wwtimmWonder Woman. Arguably, the most controversial costume of the lot. Loudly says “American. Princess. Outdated.” Nostalgia is fine, but objectively it’s not very good, and it’s pretty silly. Here we are again with Timm, and it’s still just a lame bikini. How do you update an multi-media icon and leave her recognizable??

wwnfSimple, you hire an artist like Darwyn Cooke, again a cartoonist, who barely tweeks it and you get “Strong. Proud. Anachronistic Warrior.” Simple and here again, a cartoon based artist who using classic style makes a design that can be followed, and used in any media. *slow clap*

new52wwSo, what do we get instead? We almost got freakin’ KNEE PADS. Seriously. What we ended up with is an outfit with a washed out and blah color scheme, a needless arm band that has no function and is redundant with the emblem- which on the camisole is reduced to bling, and a suit that’s overall message is ‘stars’. It arrogantly assumes that the approacher knows who the character is, it makes no sense as an armor, and those little lines on the red of the torso are subject to the artist who gets stuck with them. It’s obvious in the context that it’s not Cliff Chaing’s work, as his offerings are more spacious and spartan, so it conflicts with it’s environs. All that detailed business would look silly in live action. This is why detail driven and over-drawing artists fail at designing. Again, cartoonists and classic stylists know how to make threads that are universally renderable and convey the essence of the characters that wear the designs.

25Good ol’ Raven. I rag on George, but he did this right. “Mystical. Bird-themed. Not a hand-to-hand combatant.” The big circles would be the detractor in ‘real life’, but it still gets a pass. Right on the money, Sir Perez.

26OK, so the sprite here is what kids are being sold on the hugely popular “Teen Titans GO!” series on Cartoon Network. The other is the new-look Raven from DC. Ok, not only is it mo-fuggly, but just how would they expect a kid to graduate from beloved cartoon characters to this unrecognizable mess?? It’s so faddy, it hurts. Needlessly horrific, is what it is. It takes a mysterious but feminine character and evolves her into a monster. Sick and stupid. Total fail. No new reader, especially a female or a child of any gender, is going to be drawn in by this. It will not last to see the dawn of 2016, I’d bet you good money.

What needs to happen? DC needs to look at PRESENT DAY Marvel, and where the quantifiable successes are. Marvel’s taking home the lion’s share, and with lots of good reasons. Understand, I love DC. It’s what I cut my teeth on. I do not, however, think they are making sound choices now. These examples are a statement about the culture that’s dominating (and failing) right now. DC is the classic company, the pioneer. Yet, they seem to be adhering themselves visually to the busy, over-drawn, needlessly exaggerated style of the 1990s that was very much a Marvel ideology at that time. It didn’t last because it was a total fad. People got burned out and abandoned it. Fashion is art, and art is what lasts, when it sees itself as fashion. The lesson? Hire simple, cartoon based designers when you want a product that will endure, and allow the character to prosper. Save the Super-Heroines!

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 THIS JUST IN: AUGUST 26, 2013-

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